🌱 Flush Flush™

RNG-Fueled Garden Gamble.

🤯 What on Earth Is This?

Forget gentle watering cans and wistful whistling at daisies. In Flush Flush™, you’re thrust into the ruthless world of modern gardening—a place where a humble spray bottle can become the ultimate conduit for absurdly glorious plant carnage.

🎮 Key Features

• 🔫 Absurd Upgrades Galore
  Kit out your spray bottle until it looks like it belongs in a sci-fi blockbuster.
• 💦 Daily Drizzle, Daily Dazzle
  Each morning: water your plants. Each afternoon: marvel at the utterly bananas combos your upgraded gizmos unleash.
• 📈 Score Insanity
  Rack up scores so mind-boggling that NASA could pick them up on their scanners.
• 💷 Sell ’Em, Spend ’Em
  Offload your prized begonias and petunias for hefty points, cash in for cold, hard dosh, then splurge on even more preposterous bottle add-ons.
• 🌟 Satirical Shenanigans
  Poke fun at corporate “growth hacks” while you’re busy hacking away at your plants.

🕹️ How to Play

1. Start Your Day: Rinse and repeat.
2. Water Your Plants: Or watch them perish under puny droplets.
3. Unleash Combos: Witness chaotic chain reactions that defy the laws of botany.
4. Sell & Spend: Trade foliage for fortune, then treat your bottle to some bling.
5. Repeat Ad Nauseam: Because every gardener deserves a daily dose of madness.

🎉 Why You’ll Love It

• Instant Gratification: Who needs therapy when you can vent frustration on unsuspecting daisies?
• Over-the-Top Escapism: Transform the mundane into the utterly mad.
• Darkly Humorous Twist: It’s gardening… but not as you know it.